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You know you’re in Norway When:

• Summer comes and goes on the same day.
• There is no such thing as bad weather, just not the right clothing.
• Frozen (Grandiosa) Pizza is the National dish.
• You only hear Swedish jokes at a party.
• There is no alcohol sold or served on Election Day.
• The most popular pastime is walking.
• No one you meet smiles or says hello.
• No two towns in the whole country talk with the same dialect.
• The most popular cheese is brown.
• Everyone has to pay for the National television station, whether you watch it or not.
• mayonnaise is sold in a bag.
• Things are only sold in small sizes.
• Everything shuts down in July, because everyone’s on vacation.
• You pay more for Norwegian oil here than anywhere else in the world.
• People can (hopefully) take a joke.